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this is how i rock friday nights

So, if your score is higher, good for you. But I’m working on Strongbow Cider and mimosas tonight, kids. My life goes from crazy to that of an ol’ spinster in a week’s time. Good thing tomorrow night is Cindi’s birthday celebration, or I’d completely lose my badass reputation if I sat at home watching movies about spelling bees two weekend nights in a row.

be my valentine

You could totally be my Valentine and probably make an honest woman out of me, if you just took me here for Valentine’s Day.

Make your Valentine’s day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on Wednesday, February 14 between 5 and 8 p.m. and enjoy hostess seating, candlelit dining and your own server. Reservations are required, so check the list below for participating Castles near you!

Special this year, you can also treat your honey to a romantic White Castle dinner in your home! Cupid’s Crave Kits include eight cheeseburgers, one sack of fries, two regular soft drinks, coupons and keepsake items to heat up your homespun romance. Now, ain’t that sweet?

If only…

Thank my bro Matt for helping you plan your Valentine’s Day evening.