if only the sales started at 2 a.m.

I’d totally be first in line.

I ended up taking a nap from about 9 pm until midnight, and now I’m can’t go back to sleep. I took a nap last night from about 4:30 p.m. until 6 p.m. Clearly I’m still recovering from my five day bender business trip to Phoenix.

I blame the fact that I, along with my brother, The Cuz, and her husband Beyonce, was forced to clean the kitchen after Thanksgiving dinner today, and we can’t do anything like grown ups. All the extra effort of taking the pots outside to the garden hose and throwing leftover rolls at my little bro must have really wiped me out.

I kind of want to join the bevy of wackos that are going to start lining up at Wal-Mart’s front door anytime now, but I know I don’t really need that 42″ TV, because how would I get it home, right?

Plus, tomorrow is FAMILY PICTURE DAY.

One Comment

  1. mac

    I’ll bet your sleep patterns are fucked up because you have so much of your brother’s saliva in your system. It’s throwing everything out of whack.

    Either that or your afraid to go to sleep because he pees on your bed.

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