It’s got to be completely appropriate and responsible for me, as a dog owner, to let my dog play with a stuffed severed monkey arm and an empty frosting container. I didn’t really know about the frosting container that he’d pulled out of the trash some time ago, because he’d been hiding it under my bed. I only caught him this evening when he was carrying it around on his face. Apparently white frosting is a hit with pain-in-the-ass boxer puppies.

I really do have a lot to write about, because really when don’t I, right?

Just about everything else in my life’s had to come before updating. I’m not sure I like it, but I’m not sure it can be helped much!

Hopefully things will calm down sooner rather than later.