You all know I have a penchant for white rappers. Vanilla Ice, of course, is my favorite, with Eminem trailing closely behind. I’m going to run the risk of total embarassment here and say I was honestly hoping I could add Kevin Federline to my list of Awesome White Rappers.

He was on The Ellen Degeneres Show this past week. I was overly entertained by his interview with Ellen and was excited. I mean, this could be the next Vanilla Ice for me!

Long story short? No.

The video says it all.