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rockin’ the stache with joe mauer sideburns

August 10th, 2006 Posted in Me, Photos, Sports

Rocking the soulpatch. My disguise.

Tonight was Joe Mauer Sideburn Night at the Twins game. The sideburns weren’t enough for me, so I decided to use the patches of fur for other facial decoration.

This has led me to one conclusion. If I were a dude, I would totally have facial hair. I could not top touching it. It may have looked slightly odd. And for that, I should probably apologize to the other 30,000 fans that were there tonight. Except for the girl that had to go to the concession stand eight times. I’m not sorry to her.

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4 Responses to “rockin’ the stache with joe mauer sideburns”

  1. Mom & Dad Says:

    August 11th, 2006 at 8:19 am

    Wendy,

    You are hilarious! You are fun to be with!

    Love,
    Mom & Dad


  2. PeeWee Says:

    August 11th, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Those pictures crack me up. Did the mustache and beard interfere with the beer?


  3. Erica Says:

    August 19th, 2006 at 9:17 pm

    The soul patch totally becomes you.


  4. i’m on espn.com. with facial hair. - two dolla Says:

    April 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    [...] it was my photography that got a mention on ESPN’s Page 2 – my photography at the Twins game in August 2006, which also was known as Joe Mauer Sideburn [...]