lindsay lohan is brilliant

If there was ever a time when I wanted to give Lindsay Lohan a knuckle sandwich, it’d be right about now. She wants to go to Iraq to entertain the troops.

Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. “I’m not afraid of going,” she says. “My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons. [link]

Her shooting lessons will clearly prevent her from being sniped down and/or exploded by a roadside bomb. When she returns, Lindsay Lohan will put an end to all of the U.S.-involved conflict taking place in Iraq. Then she can be President and everything will be right in all of the world.