In 40 years, after I turn Catholic and become a nun, you’ll totally be able to find me. I’ll look like this:

It’s a poor quality camera shot taken after the final Lynx home game, but I have a feeling she would have been a-okay had I asked to actually pose with her in a picture.
Also at the game? Kevin Garnett. I don’t think he and the nun were together, but I could be wrong.

A 10 year old sitting two seats away from me noticed him first. She was amazed at my mad zoom in skills to verify that it was actually him. And it was.
I feel faint. WHAT THE HELL is that hat on Kevin’s head? I’m so disappointed in him I could cry.
He damn well better be sporting sideburns at the Metrodome on Joe Mauer Sideburns Day.