First, and rightfully so, Taylor Hicks signed his record contract. He won this year’s American Idol, so that seems logical.
Then, because the 2nd place person always gets a record contract, too, Katharine McPhee inked her deal.
And because the world wouldn’t be right if Chris Daughtry wasn’t rocking out under some label, Clive Davis and posse signed him, too.
Today, I come to work, and upon reading my daily news, I find that PICKLER just signed a contract. Pickler. Insert angry noise here.
Where’s my boy Elliott’s contract? Where’s his deal? Where’s HE?