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we call them the bitch socks for a reason

June 21st, 2006 | 2 Comments | Posted in Sports

The manager of the Chicago White Sox, Ozzie Guillen, referred to Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti as a fag, amongst other not-so-nice terms for being gay. But Guillen insists he didn’t mean to offend anyone. Apparently, in Venezuela, fag isn’t a derogatory word. Besides…

Guillen also told Couch that he has gay friends, attends WNBA games, went to a Madonna concert and plans to go to the Gay Games in Chicago. [link]

Dude. Ozzie. Are you serious? Attending WNBA games and going to a Madonna concert don’t exactly give you the fag card to be waving around, pal.

I get that Mariotti can be kind of a douchebag, just by reading some of his articles, but let’s call him a douchebag. Fag is way overused, and douchebag is funnier. And when I hear a Major League Baseball manager call someone a douchebag, I laugh. A lot. When I hear them call someone a fag, I just get angry. And you won’t like me when I’m angry.

the power of 2

June 21st, 2006 | 1 Comment | Posted in Internets

Remember when I said Rosie O’Donnell was posting pictures on her Flickr account just for me?

Well, you can’t convince me that she’s not!!

I just finished her book a couple of days ago*. She didn’t mention anything about loving the #2. Then again, I’m sure she’s writing a book now solely dedicated to how much she loves the #2 and my dreams will be shattered. Or not even close.

I will admit the fact that she blogs is amazingly awesome. It’s not because her posts are the most phenomenal pieces of written work in the world; it’s because her posts are real and true. And not boring pieces of crap like other famous bloggers write.

So, yeah.
* For those keeping track, yes, I’ve been reading books. Real books! Granted, I’ve been reading them in the bathroom, but I have to start somewhere!