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a really bad dog whisperer – that’s me.

June 18th, 2006 | 1 Comment | Posted in Riley

There has been possibly a total of five months I’ve owned my dog where he hasn’t been on some type of medication. Pain medication when his nuts were removed, two rounds of allergy medication for a rash that wouldn’t go away, 45 days worth of Ivermectin for his alleged Demodectic Mange, typical Heartworm medication every month, and now he’s on another round of pain pills and antibiotic for his recent toenail situation.

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He’s not the best medication taker in the world, but I can usually figure out a way to get a tablet or capsule of some sort rammed down his throat. The syringe full of 5.4 cc of cherry-flavored Ivermectin isn’t his favorite, but he knows he gets a slice of cheese when he’s done, so that’s become an easy task.

His recent twice-daily dosages of Cephalexin have become what I like to refer to as a huge bitch.

Shoving the pill in a wad of peanut butter no longer works, nor does wrapping it in any type of meat and/or cheese substance. I resorted to the nasty trick of holding his mouth shut until he swallowed it Friday night, but he pulled some scene out of Girl, Interrupted and hid the pill under his tongue for a good three minutes.

Since I’m only in the third chapter of Cesar Milan’s book called “Cesar’s Way” and it hasn’t covered how to make a dog eat a pill yet, I’ve resorted to my own special tactic.

Half a can of wet dog food (he normally gets dry), a few dollops of peanut butter, a ripped apart slice of cheese, and one tinly little 500mg capsule. This is his idea of a all you can eat buffet – it’s all of his favorites in one stinky dish. And he ate the pill.

Yes, Cesar Millan might possibly be slightly crazy, but I’ve pulled a few of his tricks and, while I don’t have the quick Mexican accent like Cesar, Little Riley Fancy Pants knows when I mean business and when it’s time for me to be the leader of the pack.

Did I mention I love my dog? Because I do.

the pinnacle of excitement

June 18th, 2006 | Comments Off | Posted in Me, Work

My weekend has been so overwhelmingly exciting that I don’t think you can handle it. However, the amount of sleep I’ve gotten over the past three days will surely last me for a while, and you know, some good old fashioned lazy ass sleeping was kinda what I needed.

I went to go see The Break Up yesterday, just to get me out of the house. Otherwise, I’ve been working. Like seriously working. I was out of the office Monday through Thursday last week training, so I got absolutely nothing done.

I worked from home on Friday with the whole Riley toenail situation, which ended up making my work day start at 10:00 and lasting until around 7pm or so. Super productive, yes, but not productive enough to make me feel like I’m caught up from the week training. So today is another marathon work day.
I honestly need to come up with some top secret plan to convince my boss to allow me to work from home. I’m so super productive and I work like 13 hour days and don’t even notice it. I’m sure that wouldn’t exactly be healthy after a while, but at least I could work in my pajamas all day long, and get copious amounts of work done.

Iin any case, I don’t think I have any reason to venture out of the house today… unless you count making sure my dog has food and I’m at the gym as reasons to get out of the house. Which I probably should.