I couldn’t not share this Craig’s List ad with you all. I’ve pasted the whole thing here, because I might need to come back and laugh about it one day.
How do you know if your hamster is a retard?
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Date: 2006-06-02, 10:32PM CDT
When he runs in his wheel he always sticks his head out of one side of it so the bar hits him on the top of his head over and over and over as it goes around. what is wrong with him? I keep expecting to see a big sore on the top of his head, but he’s been doing it for weeks and I don’t see anything. Is this normal? Is he just stupid, or is there something wrong with him?