Dear Riley:
While you are my puppy and I love you so, it’s kind of unacceptable to shred my work notebook while I’m playing softball. Back to the kennel for you.
Love,
Me
why we can’t have nice things
Dear Riley:
While you are my puppy and I love you so, it’s kind of unacceptable to shred my work notebook while I’m playing softball. Back to the kennel for you.
Awwwww he made confetti for you. How can you be mad at that?
;)
Heh.
At least he had enough sense to recycle the beer bottles before your return.
Clearly he doesn’t think too highly of your work.