why we can’t have nice things


Dear Riley:
While you are my puppy and I love you so, it’s kind of unacceptable to shred my work notebook while I’m playing softball. Back to the kennel for you.

Love,
Me

4 Comments

  1. said:

    Awwwww he made confetti for you. How can you be mad at that?
    ;)

    May 26, 2006
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  2. PeeWee said:

    At least he had enough sense to recycle the beer bottles before your return.

    May 26, 2006
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  3. said:

    Clearly he doesn’t think too highly of your work.

    May 30, 2006
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