As a youngster, I used to have all of my birthday parties at my grandparents’ house. We’d have a fire and roast hot dogs and marshmallows, play games for probably the lamest prizes ever, and open up presents. You know, like most kids do.

I’ve decided that I know what I need for my kids when they have these types of parties. Oh hell, I’ve decided what I need the next time I roast hot dogs over any type of an open flame.

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They’re only $14.99 (plus shipping). Who wouldn’t want one?