Little Gay Riley Pants and I just spent 1.5 hours at the vet to learn that he had 2 mites. He’s on medication now for the next 45 days. He also had a secondary yeast infection on both his back paws. Don’t worry. If it wasn’t my dog, I’d make a douche joke, too.

  1. Drop It Like It’s Hot - Snoop Dogg & Pharrell Williams (FYI: this is also my cell phone ring)
  2. That’s What I Like About You - The Ramones
  3. Crazy Iin Love - Beyonce & Jay-Z
  4. Come Get To This - Marvin Gaye
  5. I Feel You - Depeche Mode
  6. Power Lunch - Har Mar Superstar
  7. Everyday Love - Rascal Flatts
  8. OPP - Naughty by Nature
  9. Mother and Father - Madonna
  10. Sing Me Home - Tim McGraw

This is pretty much the lamest shuffle ever.

Now I’ll go put 0.7 ounces of cherry-flavored Ivermectin in a syringe and trick my dog into thinking it’s good. And after that, I’ll drink my first Leinenkugel’s Berry Weiss of the year.