Little Gay Riley Pants and I just spent 1.5 hours at the vet to learn that he had 2 mites. He’s on medication now for the next 45 days. He also had a secondary yeast infection on both his back paws. Don’t worry. If it wasn’t my dog, I’d make a douche joke, too.
- Drop It Like It’s Hot – Snoop Dogg & Pharrell Williams (FYI: this is also my cell phone ring)
- That’s What I Like About You – The Ramones
- Crazy Iin Love – Beyonce & Jay-Z
- Come Get To This – Marvin Gaye
- I Feel You – Depeche Mode
- Power Lunch – Har Mar Superstar
- Everyday Love – Rascal Flatts
- OPP – Naughty by Nature
- Mother and Father – Madonna
- Sing Me Home – Tim McGraw
This is pretty much the lamest shuffle ever.
Now I’ll go put 0.7 ounces of cherry-flavored Ivermectin in a syringe and trick my dog into thinking it’s good. And after that, I’ll drink my first Leinenkugel’s Berry Weiss of the year.