friday shuffle: the 2 mites edition

Little Gay Riley Pants and I just spent 1.5 hours at the vet to learn that he had 2 mites. He’s on medication now for the next 45 days. He also had a secondary yeast infection on both his back paws. Don’t worry. If it wasn’t my dog, I’d make a douche joke, too.

  1. Drop It Like It’s Hot – Snoop Dogg & Pharrell Williams (FYI: this is also my cell phone ring)
  2. That’s What I Like About You – The Ramones
  3. Crazy Iin Love – Beyonce & Jay-Z
  4. Come Get To This – Marvin Gaye
  5. I Feel You – Depeche Mode
  6. Power Lunch – Har Mar Superstar
  7. Everyday Love – Rascal Flatts
  8. OPP – Naughty by Nature
  9. Mother and Father – Madonna
  10. Sing Me Home – Tim McGraw

This is pretty much the lamest shuffle ever.

Now I’ll go put 0.7 ounces of cherry-flavored Ivermectin in a syringe and trick my dog into thinking it’s good. And after that, I’ll drink my first Leinenkugel’s Berry Weiss of the year.

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