the results show that i missed

There’s someone in the parking lot behind my apartment building shooting off fireworks. They’re as excited at me about the results of tonight’s American Idol apparently. I am not, however, at all happy that people won’t vote for Elliott. Yes, he looks like a hobbitt, but he’s so sweet and sincere and can sing like crazy. Vote for him next week. C’mon. You know you want to.

Rod Stewart is next week’s celebrity. So, yeah. Rod Stewart. This could actually be helpful to Ace. I’m not liking that possibility.

I intentionally don’t even know enough Rod Stewart songs to make a guess on what the seven remaining contestants will choose. I don’t even like Rod Stewart, do I?

Maybe if it were Sting.