weekends should be longer

I realize it’s 11:00 and I’m still in my pajamas and my house needs cleaned desperately and I need to play video games really bad, but I’m not in any hurry to get ready for the day. In fact, if I didn’t have plans to go to the gym, go look at a chair for my apartment, and go see the Swarm play, I don’t know that I would get dressed. But trust me – when you have a 10 month old puppy and he lets you sleep in until 10:30, you do it. Because it probably won’t ever EVER happen again.
Ira and I went to Acme Comedy Club last night for the first time ever and laughed our asses off. We mainly wanted to go to see Robert Hawkins, because we’ve watched his Comedy Central special about fourteen times and laughed really hard every time. His opening act was Chad Daniels, and holy shit – that man was hilarious. He did a bit involving old women in mini vans trying to swear and I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard.

Every Sam Goody in Minneapolis is closing, except for the one at the Mall of America, so that means they’re all having these huge closeout sales. Everything in the store, including the black busts they use to put t-shirts on, were for sell. Had I been thinking, I would have bought one of those. I could have done awesome things with it and it was only $40.

Instead, I did what all people would do. I bought a CD called Platinum Underground. By VANILLA ICE. I haven’t even opened it yet. However, Vanille I-C-E has knucke tattoos that say W I D E O P E N. I think I may have just found my future tat, yo.
Now I have to answer the age old question of – do I shower now and then go to the gym, or wait until after I get all sweaty and then shower? My life is full of these incredible questions.