Don’t call me on April 17th. I’ll be my How to Drive a Steam Locomotive class. Don’t call Jenni either, because she’ll be with me. I never realized community education could be so beneficial. Who needs a college degree when I can learn how to drive a steam locomotive?

Explain how you could not sign up for a class that has this as a description:

Find out how to actually operate a steam locomotive. Incorporates lubrication, fire setting, fuel handling, plus the technique for operating all the controls. Includes both the Engineer’s and Forman’s duties.