i should probably buy a hat

Don’t call me on April 17th. I’ll be my How to Drive a Steam Locomotive class. Don’t call Jenni either, because she’ll be with me. I never realized community education could be so beneficial. Who needs a college degree when I can learn how to drive a steam locomotive?

Explain how you could not sign up for a class that has this as a description:

Find out how to actually operate a steam locomotive. Incorporates lubrication, fire setting, fuel handling, plus the technique for operating all the controls. Includes both the Engineer’s and Forman’s duties.

5 Comments

  1. said:

    WHERE THE HELL DO I BUY STRIPED OVERALLS??

    i know they’ll probably tell us that in class, but i’d really like to wear them TO class.

    March 20, 2006
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  2. sgtstubs said:

    You can get the overalls at Fleet Farm.

    March 20, 2006
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  3. PeeWee said:

    lubrication…hee hee.

    March 20, 2006
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  4. […] Clearly, after my Steam Locomotive class is over, I should look for a nice cooking class. Then, not only could I drive the train, but also work in the dining car. Of a steam locomotive. […]

    March 31, 2006
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