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stat obsessed again

One of the neato things about having the blog up and running again is the way I have to comb through the stats each night with a fine tooth comb. I have to know who you people are, how you found my blog, and, you know, how much time you’re spending during the day rifling through each of my entries.

Today, it was neat to find out that some of my co-workers did some browsing of the six (now seven) current entries that are here. It was also neat to see people that work in the same suburb typing my full name into Yahoo and finding their way to my site. And, of course, it was all during work hours. So, hi, gang. Shouldn’t you be working? I know I am!

I should look into a career-change. Like a top secret internet spy who knows exactly who’s reading twodolla.org. That’d be a lucrative decision, I’m sure.

i should probably buy a hat

Don’t call me on April 17th. I’ll be my How to Drive a Steam Locomotive class. Don’t call Jenni either, because she’ll be with me. I never realized community education could be so beneficial. Who needs a college degree when I can learn how to drive a steam locomotive?

Explain how you could not sign up for a class that has this as a description:

Find out how to actually operate a steam locomotive. Incorporates lubrication, fire setting, fuel handling, plus the technique for operating all the controls. Includes both the Engineer’s and Forman’s duties.